Thousands of years ago, in what is now Turkey, the civilization of Atlantis, a culture more advanced than any other the world has ever seen flourished.
Possessed of great physical beauty and matchless vital energy, new anthropological evidence has scientifically established that the ancient Atlanteans, as depicted in the Bible, had lifespans of hundreds of years.
They knew an Ancient Secret, a secret kept only by a chosen few. A secret so hidden that even its finders were unknown for millenia.
The secret... of TURKISH THUNDERTM!
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Master Ali Akkaan is descended from the ancient and proud Atlantean scribe Tholus the Thunderer, and has brought the secrets of TURKISH THUNDERTM into the open for the first time ever, revealing the ancient prophecies which fortold these dark days-- "Mankind MUST recover its former ancient glory now, for the Time of the Final Ending of the Last Days is at hand!"
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