Thousands of years ago, in what is now Turkey, the civilization of Atlantis, a culture more advanced than any other the world has ever seen flourished.
Possessed of great physical beauty and matchless vital energy, new anthropological evidence has scientifically established that the ancient Atlanteans, as depicted in the Bible, had lifespans of hundreds of years.
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